You know you're a guppy addict when
Your significant other or others of the household can never find the blender, and when they do it always has the scent of homemade fishfood.
Everytime you stop by the local pet store you feel the need to take those stray guppys home.
You plan your trip to Disney around the Florida guppy show
You feel the honeymoon should be and outdoor event, Like a trip to the Great Salt Lake to collect brine shrimp eggs.
You've been banned from pet store USA for giving them advice on The Proper Care Of Guppies.