You think of golden pearls as a high protein substitute for baby brine shrimp and not something to be admired at Kay Jewelers

You left the Northeastern United States to move to Florida because the cost to heat your ever multiplying square yardage of fish room was prohibitive

You purchase brine shrimp eggs by the case

You can spell variegated

You've often wondered why there are not more quality fish-guppy books similar to Stan Shubel's-The Proper Care Of Guppies